"Nothing says holidays like a cheese log." Ellen DeGeneres

"Accept who you are unless you're a serial killer." Ellen DeGeneres

"No one is perfect. Except for Penelope Cruz." Ellen DeGeneres

"Be kind to one another." Ellen DeGeneres

"It is failure that gives you the proper perspective on success." Ellen DeGeneres

"Everything bad that's ever happened to me has taught me compassion." Ellen DeGeneres

"You are never too old to play. You ar only too old for low-rise jeans." Ellen DeGeneres

"Do things that make you happy within the confines of the legal system." Ellen DeGeneres

"I really don't think I need buns of steel. I'd be happy with buns of cinnamon." Ellen DeGeneres

"I think beauty comes from actually knowing who you are. That's real beauty to me."  Ellen DeGeneres

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